Phone Etiquette

Interruption's

Ever arrive at the climax of a funny story, only to have the momentum ruined by “Sorry, I gotta take this?" Why is the disembodied voice of someone else more important than the flesh and blood standing before you?It’s very frustrating to stand around waiting while your “friend,”or date, or gets into a phone conversation on your time.

Loud much?“YES!WE CAN HEAR YOU NOW!” For some bizarre reason people feel the need to raise their voices while on their phones. I think we’ve come far enough, technologically speaking,Your mouth couldn’t physically be any closer to the phone, so unless you’re calling in an air strike while under heavy machine gun fire, there’s no need to yell.

Private conversations
No one needs to hear how wasted you were last night, or what color your boyfriend’s boxers were on the night the two of you, um, “played Scrabble.” Keep your personal conversations personal. If you don’t want people to see you crying in line at the bank or while ordering a stuffed-crust pizza, refrain from having emotional conversations in public. Offer to call the person back, step outside, or find a quiet place where you can openly and unabashedly describe your new foot fungus.

Things people in wheelchairs disdain

These are the top 7 thing's that annoy people in wheel chairs.

1.Able-bodied people park in handicapped parking spaces.

2. Continuing to insist on helping them, even after they said no thanks
3. Congratulating them for things like going to the grocery store.(like it's worthy of an Olympic medal)
4. Strangers asking what happened
5. Patting them on there head
6. Holding on to the back of there chair so they can't move
7. Speaking slowly to them just because there in a wheelchair
If i was in a wheelchair these things would irritate me to. So don't disparage people in wheelchairs. 

Embarasing shout outs!

So I was sitting in the laundry mat waiting for my clothes to dry, when a lady bust through the door. She then yelled across the crowded laundry mat to someone and says: "Hey, John, the results came back from the V.D. clinic:Were clean!" The man tilted his head down in embarrassment,I couldn't help but laugh.This is not only annoying but also disrespectful,and just really really embarrassing. So take my advice keep all personal business to yourself and the person it concerns. What you have to say can always wait until an appropriate time.

Nasty Jelly Beans.

Harry potter Bertie Borrs Jelly Beans! Have you heard of them? Its a disgusting treat, let me tell you why. What people call "wild flavors" consists of Earwax, bacon, dirt, spinach, grass, booger, sardine, black pepper, rotten egg, earthworm, soap, spaghetti, and every ones favorite vomit!
Only leaving 8 flavors that "normal taste buds" would like, blueberry, buttered popcorn, cherry, cinnamon, grape jelly, lemon drop,toasted marshmallow,and tutti-fruity.

I found out about this nasty candy when I bought a box of Harry Potter Jelly Beans at the movie theatre. Of course the theatre was dark and my movie was about to start. I then began to eat my jelly beans, when I bit into my third jelly bean it was horrible I had picked the vomit. I ran to the bathroom to spit it out. I missed half of my movie because of that candy.

Don't buy Harry Potter Bertie Borrs Jelly beans!

People that interrupt other people.

Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift at the VMA's

I disdain when people interrupt me,it irritates me! I was sitting at Cafe` Brazil the other day with one of my friend's. She had just finished telling me a story, so I began to tell mine. My friend then interrupts me in the middle of my story, she proceeds to tell her own story and then she says in an uninterested tone "continue on with your story".

If you are worried you will forget what you have to say, it doesn't mater. Quietly listen to what the other person has to say. If there is any quality people appreciate in a person it is being a good listener.

So people who do this its time to shut your mouth and open your ears. Besides if what you had to say was important enough you will eventually remember.